@Andee_Stewart: The problem w marriage is communication. When I said I hoped he'd go down in a plane I meant more crash & burn, less on the flight attendant
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@JohnFugelsang: Somewhere in Heaven... Abraham Lincoln: The ppl who claim to be my followers just totally misquoted me. Jesus: You don't say.
@kelkulus: The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.
@anerdonfire2: As we debated who would win between Vader and Gandalf, we suddenly realized our dates had left
@gingerfaced: Did you ever think about ten years ago you'd be saying.. "I really hope this is a chick I'm talking to".