@JimmerThatisAll: The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.
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@Tups13: When people tell me to get my act together I have to explain that this is not an act, I really am this incompetent.
@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.
@ItsAndyRyan: "Everyone has at least one novel inside them" – Baffled airport security rectal examiner at the end of a long, confusing shift