@daveexplosm: The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you're doing it too.
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@MUMSIEesq: My husband went camping w/ his buddies. He packed a hatchet, 2 liters of Jack & a 3yo's Hello Kitty sleeping bag. He's gonna die out there.
@Coastiefish: You think God hates crosses? If my kid died on a roller coaster, then everyone started wearing roller coaster necklaces, I'd be pissed.
@SaddestTiger: sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.