@daveexplosm: The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you're doing it too.
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@KrazykurtKurt: If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you, you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again
@betulesairafi: I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away.
@RappaRick: "Can't touch this." "Can't touch this." "Can't touch this." --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour