@Samigrl2: The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
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@bourgeoisalien: Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time.
@mjkspeaks: The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote.
@TotallyAllen: HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, "Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."
@iwearaonesie: i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast "they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"