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@Eagle_Vision: The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
@countrybredred: I'd let you be the reason my cheeks blush.. All four of them
@Girliegurll: My 10 year old just told his friend I'm cranky cus I have my "pyramid".
@TheTweetOfGod: It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains.
@sunexplode: Make a birthday wish for mutant lung power then blow away your cake, your party guests, your house, car, trees, etc.
@ShutUpThatsWho: If you play the movie Jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia.