@TheTweetOfGod: The problem with rich people is you're not one of them.
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@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least.
@68Cly29: I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane
@Tommytoughstuff: "Have a seat" *Turns on video of son eating pizza with a fork and knife.* "Dad I..." **Dad puts up hand* "Please don't call me that."