@Lexactly: The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KenJennings: Parenting is all about wanting to say, "No one cares, honey" 100x a day AND NEVER DOING IT.
@maddie11_Anders: Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?
@LOUD_Thoughts_: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.