@shanethevein: The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
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@SergioValenCo: I don't tweet about my boss because I don't wanna be a suspect when he disappears.
@WilliamRodgers: Chief Exec: Any Ideas? Writer 1: Talking Animals! Writer 2: How about a Princess? Writer 3: Kill the parents! -Brainstorming at Disney
@AndyAsAdjective: I heard my 7-yr old daughter yell out "Cue the battleship!" in her sleep & now I'm jealous because her dreams are a lot cooler than mine.
@TheToddWilliams: RABBIT HUSBAND: You look even better after a full day of work. I don't know how you do it, honey. RABBIT WIFE: They test cosmetics on me.