@_iamalik: The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News.
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@KentWGraham: Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors’ house, they’re either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from Ikea.
@_2Birds1Stoned_: If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.
@PaulSchissler: People are lot less judgey when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole