@Travon: The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith in a boat circling Scotland singing "Stay With Me" into a megaphone.
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@CliffDuffy: Becky on Facebook is having a bad hair day and wonders if anything will ever go right. Be strong Becky, be strong. Also shut up.
@SashaBrenner: One of the wheelchair basketball team players has been tested positive for WD40 :(
@9to5Life: "911, what's your emergency?" "My kids are being jerks." "Hey, Christian, you can't keep calling here." "Are you gonna send help?" "..."
@afynou: -hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you