@Travon: The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith in a boat circling Scotland singing "Stay With Me" into a megaphone.
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@sammyrhodes: There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom.
@ElKnuckelhombre: Damn, i got hit with the "we need to talk" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention.
@weinerdog4life: No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee