@jamitupin: The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?
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@eedrk: adrenaline does crazy shit to the human body. i saw a lady trapped under a car and suddenly felt a surge of energy so i went to the gym
@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf
@iamburtjarvis: [starbucks] me: can i take some wifi home with me? barista: um. sure(?) me: [holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid] thanks.