@jamitupin: The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?
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@gwatts77: I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale.
@PaperWash: if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito
@AnkCoupleTO: [doing crossword] Me: I'm looking for a word that means slight pause Her: Hiatus? Me: *erasing 'our sex life'* thanks