@jamitupin: The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?
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@SuSuSuDonym: Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
@ddsmidt: People with house arrest ankle bracelets get so touchy when you compare them to a dog's invisible fence.
@Donna_McCoy: You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe.