@kelkulus: The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth.
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@KevinFarzad: To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you.
@TheMichaelRock: Recipes sound good until you realize that you don't have $846 worth of spices in your house.
@smirkykev: In my experience, the quickest way to escape Jury Duty? As they read out the charges, yell out, "Oh c'mon...even I've done THAT!"