@kelkulus: The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth.
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@vineyille: After dinner the other husbands and I retire to the garage and silently take turns climbing my new ladder.
@pixelatedboat: "Hey buddy, you wanna buy a harmonica?" I opened my coat and got hit by a gust of wind, making the worst sound in the world
@iamburtjarvis: me [sneezes]: excuse me. guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man.
@InternetHippo: [thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese