@kelkulus: The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth.
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@fro_vo: Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: what Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: WHAT Evil Queen: on the wall Hand Mirror: oh shit sorry
@davedittell: UNICORN: I love the forest! I love my horn! Life is wonderf— [Pegasus flies over chased by babes] UNICORN: God why have you forsaken me
@torrami: Nine months from now we'll have an adorable, pooping reminder of The Night the Internet Wasn't Working.
@WheelTod: If asked at a job interview "what's your biggest weakness", test their tolerance for honesty by replying "mortality"