@SwirlySkittles: The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous.
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@QwertyJones3: Let's name him something that will make children smile "How about Santa?" Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
@LostFelicia: My daughter reminded me that being older doesn't mean I'm always right. Sometimes, I've just been wrong for longer.
@Rollinintheseat: I use a wheelchair. I love it when people ask me if I know one of their friends in a wheelchair, like we're all in a secret wheelchair club.
@lwhit_the_boss: The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, I'm amazed I haven't tried to date it yet