@SwirlySkittles: The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous.
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@WilliamRodgers: "Age is just a number" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account
@Parentpains: According to the police report, waking up in your lover's arms is only romantic when they know how you got in their house.
@jennfer46: A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes... My dogs don't even own bikes..