@RubenWriter: The rain is starting to worry me. I'm afraid that because I have a beard that my friends will expect me to build an ark.
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@just1fool: My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is.
@trouteyes: BREAKING: A man who took British Airways to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
@KenJennings: LIFE HACK tell the hotel you forgot your toothbrush. They don't even check, they just give you a brand new one!!! It's so sweet