@clindsaysway: The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like.
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@envydatropic: You people are tweeting a lot about this eclipse for people who claim to never go outside
@JohnLyonTweets: My family crest is a hand protectively shielding a slice of pie and a Latin motto that translates as "I'm still working on it."
@Cryptoterra: learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument