@clindsaysway: The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like.
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@idigcrazychics: You can't boss me around until you're older than the whiskey I drink. -subtweet to my GF
@AimeeHelene1: If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me.
@Green_EyedMama: You're how old? *does quick math in head* Ok! I'm not old enough to be your mom ...lets do this! -justifying a bad decision with math
@charstarlene: Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am.