@clindsaysway: The rare times my cat comes to me for affection, I run and hide under the bed, so she knows what that feels like.
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@LaBaPete: Not everyone understands my laundry method. It's simple. If it's clean, it's on the floor. If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there.
@JustDontBugMe: Dad: Maybe we should do it Mom: You know it's I-N-A-P-P-R-O-P-R-I-A-T-E to talk about it in front of the kids 6: What's inappropriate Mom?
@Emma_HumbleBea: When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, "shit and run".