@Cheeseboy22: The real danger of running with scissors is that a rock might fall on you.
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@envydatropic: Surround yourself with people who will groom your eyebrows should you ever become comatose
@WilliamRodgers: "If you love something, set it free..." Unless it's a man... Cause he'll get lost... And you know he won't ask for directions...