@farleftcoast: The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws.
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@darinlovesbacon: If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I'm very skilled at shooting aliens this way
@KimmyMonte: I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?
@DelilahSmashbox: I almost wish the guy I'm stalking would find me and call the cops. These bushes are scratchy and my legs are cramping.