@farleftcoast: The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws.
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@curlycomedy: You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food.
@daisy_gi11: Anybody else always feel at least a little panic when their 6 says he "really needs scissors, like right now!"?
@n0tblonde: If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black.
@Brampersandon_: [Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys