@JohnHilsen: The real reason Batman only comes out at night is because he'd get disastrous tanlines wearing that mask during the day.
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@behindyourback: Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height.
@PhilJamesson: [Being a public nuisance, drinking from a paper bag] [Cop approaches, grabs bottle] [It's 40 oz of Yoohoo] Cop: where did you even get this
@othersome: I'm not the hero Gotham deserves. I'm Pete I work at Subway. Do u want extra meetballs.