@JohnHilsen: The real reason Batman only comes out at night is because he'd get disastrous tanlines wearing that mask during the day.
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@Slims_Ramblings: Tried to respond angrily with "K" and autocorrect changed it to "I" so now I just sound like a fucking pirate agreeing with what she said.
@philgibson01: "This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash" What do you mean? "It's all denty"
@KKAlThani: "How do we hide Superman's identity?" They asked. A man kicked in the door & yelled "With glasses!" & everyone started clapping for him.