@AbbieEvansXO: The real slim shady: [sitting in a bean bag] oh no
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@Home_Halfway: DATE: So how long have you lived here? ME: *dramatically slams the menu on the table* I don't live in the restaurant, Claudia
@Dana_Bruno: Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag. How's your night going?!
@TheCatWhisprer: I’m going as Alexa for Halloween this year and answering every question with, “Sorry, I’m having trouble understanding you right now.”