@Mikecanrant: The reason I like Twitter is because the ladies on here LIKE being followed. Unlike like little miss restraining order down the street.
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@trojansauce: [rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*
@Cravin4: Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage.
@fro_vo: Superhero Origins Spider-Man: bit by radioactive spider Iron Man: bit by radioactive iron Hawkeye: bit by radioactive hawk right in the eye
@ChiefTwittler: Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun.