@lovemyboots111: The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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@murrman5: ...and tonight's final jeopardy category is Greek Mythology *giant centaur snorts and smiles at the other two contestants*
@LoriLuvsShoes: I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now.
@RandomlyMJ: Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man "What are you thinking?" Because now I know and I am horrified.