@lovemyboots111: The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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@Traceykemp8: If you`re not going to help me break into my ex`s house to delete the hysterical message i left on his answerphone,then you`re not my friend
@JayTuvz: I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another.
@DontTouchMyWine: I’m the kind of girl who won’t stop until you’re screaming your safeword. Related: Your safeword’s the first 16 digits of your credit card.