@notbedelia: If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats.

@BeardSpice: "How about know" -existentialist teen

@heymonroe: That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone.

@Ndeshi_M: My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.

@dafloydsta: DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: No. DOCTOR: Are you at least active? ME: Also no.