@notbedelia: If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats.
@BeardSpice: "How about know" -existentialist teen
@heymonroe: That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone.
@Ndeshi_M: My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
@dafloydsta: DOCTOR: Are you sexually active?
ME: No.
DOCTOR: Are you at least active?
ME: Also no.
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