@Token_Geezer: The reason the Japanese kill so many whales is because they remind them of Americans
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@Mr57percent: The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool.
@usermcuserface: Calm down hipsters who clear your throats while pronouncing hummus. You bought it at Whole Foods, not a bazaar in Marrakech.