@notalogin: The recipe said "prick with a fork," but enough about me.
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@dshack8: So then I said, "Spit on it first, then see if it'll fit." ...And that's why my wife no longer allows me to help our son with puzzles.
@KyleMcDowell86: If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house
@meganamram: We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet