@notalogin: The recipe said "prick with a fork," but enough about me.
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@loudmouth_usa: Him: If you could have dinner with any people, living or dead, who would you choose? Me: All the dead ones
@ericsshadow: 8am: plain egg whites 1pm: greek yogurt 6pm: grilled chicken / mixed veggies 12am: every damn snack on earth
@ch000ch: the first guy to ride a horse was all like GIDDYUP HORSEY and the horse was all like DAMMIT WHO TOLD HIM THAT MAKES US GO