@notalogin: The recipe said "prick with a fork," but enough about me.
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@Tylerosis: When you have this song stuck in your head, is it just your mind playing tracks on you?
@MichaelTrying: "I am out of the office. If you need immediate help please contact customer service." "Dude this isn't email I'm standing in front of you."
@rickygervais: A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa