@juliussharpe: The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.
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@KingRainhead: Boy: do u have any fantasies Me: ok.. so.. the library of alexandria is under siege& Im a librarian whos good at fighting& I save the books
@JuliaChildCIA: "I have found our arguments quite useful - almost as useful as those I had with my father." - Spock and the guy I end up marrying.
@mean_spice: [at a child's birthday party] Lady: which one's yours? Me: uhh, that one L: that's my daughter M: *grabs the cake and runs*
@NiceLittleWife: When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look.