@PimpBillClinton: The replacement refs pulled a @KimKardashian last night (screwed 53 rich black guys at the same time).
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@desi_princess: Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.
@vikkaroni: My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?
@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!