@PimpBillClinton: The replacement refs pulled a @KimKardashian last night (screwed 53 rich black guys at the same time).
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@PaperWash: Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it "defantely"
@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: I can’t run as fast as everybody else. Me: Why not? 3-year-old: I don’t have enough feet.
@Marcmywords2: Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look.
@AristotlesNZ: I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything.