@BuckyIsotope: The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry.
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@Cheeseboy22: I'm offended that horses don't put their hooves over their hearts during the National Anthem when they win a gold in equestrian events.
@NervousJr: The same woman who said "I'm your mom not your friend" has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests.
@WilliamAder: Turned off my lights for "earth hour". I've never had so many other cars honking at me.
@MartaEffing: Yes, you take my breath away... But so does a brisk walk, or the sight of an ugly baby. Don't be so flattered.