@brendanmcginley: The Riddler always struck me as the Batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist.
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@prufrockluvsong: Pro tip: Spice up your next blood ritual by writing all the chants in iambic pentagrameter.
@ReeseButCallMeV: What phone etiquette?! You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
@RandiLawson: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi
@Breadery: Dilemma: Your daughter brings home a guy with an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt on but your garden is already completely full of corpses.