@brendanmcginley: The Riddler always struck me as the Batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist.
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@ruinedpicnic: me: [spends $20 on a parody MAGA hat with a subtle change] anyone more than five feet away: oh look that person is a trump supporter
@hgracestewart: It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. I must be a freaking genius.
@HousewifeOfHell: TEXTING 101 ME: Hi College son: ME: How are you? CS: ME: Are you still alive? CS: ... CS: CS: ME: I can cut off your phone CS: Hi Ma love u