@Storminika: The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house.
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@WhrTheBrainRots: If I consider you a friend, I'll be there for you. With an ear, a shoulder, a drill, a shovel, an alibi - whatever you need to feel better.
@GrrrRach: I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets.
@loribuckmajor: Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move.
@myonlymizztake: His last words were, "I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."