@Super_Cynthia: The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003.
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@adult_keverage: Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world.
@Gooooats: By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
@Tmoney68: Why stop at 7-layer dip? Make it 15 layers. 25. Go nuts. There is literally no one policing this.
@AhmedAllabidy: Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap