@Super_Cynthia: The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003.
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@SCbchbum: Friend: I want a baby. Me: Remember when your neighbor was practicing the clarinet at 1AM? It’s like that, but you can’t call the cops.
@KarenLyneButler: I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever.