@Super_Cynthia: The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003.
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@Firawesome: I told you I'm busy! Who are you going to believe, me or the last 20 tweets I posted?
@Tylerosis: I say I want a gf but I don't even know what I'd do with one. Do you just kiss her and leave her alone in a corner? How often does it eat?
@Gooooats: My kitten is probably the most playful creature on the planet, but it's less cute when you realize it's all just bird murder practice.