@lasergirl70: The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers.
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@SCBamaMan: As soon as you see the cop approaching, throw the bag of weed in his hands and do a citizen's arrest.
@KevinFarzad: When walking behind someone at night, let them know you're not dangerous by yelling "DO NOT FEAR ME" very loudly
@wendyraepearce: My twitter crush just broke up with me for saying WWE wasn't real. The irony is not lost here.
@bingowings14: I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.