@lasergirl70: The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers.
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@MsSugar_Kisses: If she's freaking out, kiss her forehead, hug her & call her beautiful.. If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place
@fro_vo: [job interview] Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word Me: yes i've heard that word many times
@NymphoFor: Little do you know that in my head I've already married you, divorced you, and hidden your body.
@rockymomax: SURGEON (who is an octopus): scalpel NURSE: [sweating trying to figure out what arm to hand it to] yup one second