@lasergirl70: The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers.
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@myonlymizztake: Me: I'm ghosting him. Her: You stopped talking to him? Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him.
@murrman5: what's wrong son? that kid said he's cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don't be the kid with pegs on his bike*
@ibid78: After I undress you with my eyes I redress you with my eyes because it's still January so it's super cold out and I have considerate eyes.
@heykarlin: Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say "yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."