@kelkulus: The Russian version of "How I Met Your Mother" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page.
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@rachelle_mandik: New friend: want 2 go tanning w/me tmrw? Me: ok. sounds fun. idk where 2 get cowhides. do u?
@Cali_Kid_Mike: "You clean up nicely", is just a polite way of saying, "You usually look like shit."
@galiamango: I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see.
@nbadag: *watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house