@NervousJr: The same woman who said "I'm your mom not your friend" has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests.
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@panmidwest: DATE: …your profile said you were a bodybuilder? ME [assembles crash test dummies for a living]: that's right
@CheryeDavis: Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...