@The_MartiniGirl: The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise.
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@joeljeffrey: I waited around all morning for the mailman so I could grab his hand through the mail slot.
@lindseyallen: Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing.