@The_MartiniGirl: The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise.
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@AlexvanBeek: Women, If you could just go ahead, get a plane & spell it out in the sky for us, that'd be greeeat. Sincerely, Men
@Chelsea_Elle: Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom.
@theroyaltramp: When I was little I wanted to be a writer when I grew up. *looks around* I guess I should have been more specific.
@jensenmarie_: GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns