@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.
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@SadPeruna: Woke up to 5:15am phone reminder telling me I need to set my alarm for 8am. Thanks last night drunk self. This is why we don't have friends.
@KayLee_CPT: "Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)
@slimmy_shady: Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, "Now hear me out"
@the_mom_dot_com: I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time.