@robfee: The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof
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@FeralCrone: I'm wearing black with navy blue today. Fight me. Any bruising will only serve to tie it all together.
@crunchenhanced: Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me.