@robfee: The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof
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@robfee: Under Bush we had 3 Shrek movies. Under Obama we had 1. Can we really trust a president whose #1 goal was to bring down the Shrek franchise?
@lovemydogduck: I drank so much wine last night when i walked across the dance floor to get another glass, i won the dance competition.
@RobertManchild: [company meeting] Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes. Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]