@BadMikeyBad: The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling "It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"
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@Bandersnaaatch: Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too.
@InsouciantMan: Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?
@kwirkyKerri: *at movie theater* M: I'll take a large popcorn with extra butter. H: Sure. What movie are you seeing? M: I'm not.