@TheCatWhisprer: The scene in Rocky where he breaks open raw eggs and drinks them but me breaking open Cadbury eggs into a glass of chocolate milk.
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@schumoo: Like Grandma used to say, if it seems too good to be true buy as much of that shit as you can. Grandma drank a lot. We miss her.
@radtoria: Whoever decided to use pantyhose as a bank robbing disguise must have had one hell of a speech to convince his buds to follow along.
@bridger_w: If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat right next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money"
@KeetPotato: me: [breaks long awkward silence] "so what do you do for a living?" taxi driver: [just looks at me]