@TheCatWhisprer: The scene in Rocky where he breaks open raw eggs and drinks them but me breaking open Cadbury eggs into a glass of chocolate milk.
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@Mom_Overboard: Him: I'm gonna throw you over my shoulder, carry you into the bedroom, toss you onto the bed, and have my way with you... Me: Ok but on the way to the bedroom, can we swing by the fridge?
@Tmoney68: Give a man a fish and chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift "from all of us" anymore.
@marcia_bee: Imagine me in bed. Wrong. Wetter. Wrong again. Wetter. Wrong AGAIN! Soaking wet. This leaky roof is gonna cost me a fortune to fix!
@noogscorner: Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way.