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@chriscr10571: The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's been telling lies."
I replied, "Well, tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!"

The school phoned me today and said, “Your son’s been telling lies.”
I replied, “Well, tell him he’s bloody good – I ain’t got any kids!”

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