@JennyJohnsonHi5: The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying.
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@ItsBobBelcher: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.
@kelkulus: It would have been cool to see the discovery of salt. "This food tastes bland. Let's see if I can improve it by adding some rocks."