@Kirangandhi: The second world war should have been called world war returns
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@_wendyb07: Just some repair guys and me at work right now. If a pizza delivery guy and a director show up, I'm leaving.
@Hellaphantitis: "So let's name the turtles after the most influential artists and their sensei we'll name after this lil piece of wood stuck in my foot"
@bornmiserable: Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it.