@danagould: The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway.
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@BrettDruck: Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe.
@KalvinMacleod: [1st date] HER: I love when a guy speaks other languages ME: <html><body><p>hey</p></body></html> HER: *closes her browser, metaphorically*
@bridger_w: "Oh, are you driving?" -Good question to ask someone as they force you into their trunk