@Mindless4Miles: The secret to my success lies with you having a poor grasp on it's definition.
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@pranavsapra: They named it Galaxy Note because when you take this thing out of your pocket, the entire Galaxy can note that it's been taken out.
@ojedge: Priest Client: "So, how is my floor mural coming along?" Michelangelo: [slowly turning the blueprint in his hands 180 degrees] "Shiiiiiit."
@fridaycandy: At a job interview: "What are your strengths?" "I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start?"
@SamuelHLowe: I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one.