@Mindless4Miles: The secret to my success lies with you having a poor grasp on it's definition.
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@onelongbender: Dave is coming over. "Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE
@SodomyClown: I don't know what it means to "find your better half" but I hope my better half is a robot so that I can be half human half robot.
@Jandalize: There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove.