@Cherbearxo: The secret to sustaining a happy marriage is to keep the mystery alive. So tonight I decided to clean something unexpectedly.
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@Storminika: My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?
@daemonic3: [walks date home] HER: Wanna come up for a nightcap? ME: I gotta work early HER: I have 2 dogs ME:[already running up stairs like Rocky]
@RobDenBleyker: It's always funny when the flight attendant says "we know you have a choice of airlines" as if free will exists.