@jdbalani: The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
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@ch000ch: a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say "they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."
@CulturedRuffian: Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house.
@Try2StopME: Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too.