@Jay16282: The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
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@niks27_shah: I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said "WHERE ?"
@rantingmd: googling ways to dispose of a body,mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen
@juliussharpe: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars.