@Jay16282: The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
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@david8hughes: Cop: so you went out to pick up some fruit when, out of nowhere, 3 ghosts attacked you? Pac-man [wipes tears]: 4. It was 4 ghosts
@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.