@Hobo_Splendido: The "self-lubricated catheter" and the "discreet pocket catheter" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life.
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@lauraleeksmith: No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's