@Hobo_Splendido: The "self-lubricated catheter" and the "discreet pocket catheter" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life.
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@WritePlay: *I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* "Make a wish," I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*
@aimeevc1970: If you see white smoke coming from my chimney, I'm cooking supper. If you see black smoke, we're ordering pizza.
@mishakey: I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real.