@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.
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@jwoodham: DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?
@XplodingUnicorn: I had abstinence-only sex education when I was in high school. It was called Dungeons and Dragons.
@GoldenSpirals: Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages for a large mammal.