@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.
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@DanMentos: [terrorist meeting] "Let's hit Americans where they gather to shop" But how will we find these Targets? "Guys you're not gonna believe this"
@AndyAsAdjective: Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad
@NervousJr: People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.