@britt_anylynn: The sign at the McDonald's I just passed says "We hiring" in case you're wondering what kind of qualifications you need to have to be hired.
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@ErrenMichaels: Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away for a while.
@SamuelHLowe: - I'm here to register for the pessimists' club. - Is the glass half empty or half full? - What glass? - Gentlemen, we have a new leader!
@Home_Halfway: Whenever anyone asks me where I grew up I point to a random spot in the room and say "Over there."
@slaughthie: Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say "well, she was always kind of like this."